Monday, March 01, 2004
EJ is the fucking devil!!!! Man o man did I make an ass outta myself Saturday Night at Aubree's lil get together. I didn't get that fucking drunk since.......well, a long fucking time. Aubree bought a bunch o liquor, and I just brought my bottle of EJ and a 2 Liter of Coke. Well, when I got there, it was just Aubree and Matt there, and later a dude named Sean showed up, and then later a few other gals showed up, I forgot all there names...so um yeah. Aubree got out this bored gamed dubbed.....'What If' or something to that effect, and I started downing my drinks. Ironically enough, several other spilled there drinks, it just happened all night. Well, on my fourth drink it was my turn to spill, and by that time I got a pretty good buzz going and I pretty much forgot the rules to the game. After I was done with my 5th EJ&Coke I started asking that Sean guy to mix me drinks. I think I had two of them, so after my 7th drink or so I'm really buzzing and shoulda took a break. I remember for some dumb reason Matt & Sean took off their shirts, I had no idea why.......maybe we were playing strip poker or something.......
Moving on, we all just gave up on the game and I guess this one gal came from the kitchen and came back with a Margarita and was all 'try it,' so I slammed it and asked for another one, and then I chugged that one in quick fashion as well. I don't remember the next 5 minutes or so because the next thing I knew I was being helped carried to the couch. According to Aubree(who I recently got off the phone with), I fell off my chair and made a big thump, the next thing I knew I was being fed bread and pizza. I sat there in thiz gaze just thinking 'oh man u sunk this fucking low.' If there was one thing I didn't ever wanna be at a party that was the dude that everyone fed who drank too fucking much. After about a half hour or so of being fed bread and pizza, I barely managed to sat up. Then I remember a group of people holding up a flier of a hamster and discussing something about hamster porn.....so uh ya. Then Aubree came by talk to me and I was in the drunk rambling phase and I don't recall everything I said to her but I believe I said a buncha shit I shouldn't have, and I gotta feeling I'm gonna be hearing about it again sometime this week.....
After a while, I stumbled into the kitchen where everyone else was and I proceed to knock over a pitcher of kool aid. Everyone instantaneously yelled for me to lay back down which I did for another half hour to 45 minutes or so. Aubree came back in and it musta been late cuz I overheard her telling someone 'I think Im gonna enforce a two 'o clock curfume' and I managed to look at my watch and saw it was 1:50, so I'm thinking 'good I'm outta here.' I stumbled home and passed out in my bed for four hours. Then I woke up (surprisingly with no hangover) and felt like shit for making an Ass outta myself. I couldn't get back to sleep and decided to go to Hardee's to fetch some breakfast.....
I felt like writing so I brought a notebook with me and wrote two lame ass excuses for poems during the hour I was there, and only managed to eat half my breakfast so it was clear I was pretty much a wreck. I drove around for a lil while and listened to some ballads and that made me feel just a hair better. When I got back home I decided to watch a bunch of Friends episodes from that big DVD set I ordered. Of course I started with the first season in order. I'm already pretty hooked on the show as in the course of the weekend I finished 3 of the 4 discs of that first season set. There's something about the dialogue and the humor in that show, where unlike other sitcoms, it doesn't feel so.......fake. Prolly cuz several episodes in all the Friends are in Central Perk talking about break-up lines and what they really mean. Ironically enough, Chandler says......"and 'I think you're too nice of a guy for me' really means 'I'd rather spend the rest of my life with a raging alcoholic." Man I really hope that isn't true in my case.
After the lil Friends marathon I had it was about two 'o clock pm and I felt a bit tired so I went up to take a nap. Rocket was suppose to come over, but at around 5 I got a call from my brother-in-law, Shawn inviting me out to their place at the air base housing that is about 20 minutes outta town. Seeing as how its been forever since I spent some time with them, I decided to go over there and told Rich I'd play some hoops with him later this week. I brought the new Monopoly board I bought a few days ago and we played a round of that (which Shawn one), and they happened to rent American Wedding so I watched that with them. Shawn then had to leave for work, and I sat with my sister and chatted with her for a couple hours about well.......a bit of stuff......relationships, old jobs, family shit....nice conversation. Drove back home in some shitty sleety weather, watched all of disc 3 of season 1 of Friends, and now I am here.....Ya...so that was an interesting weekend.....and I'm sure I'm gonna here about it all at work tonight.....yeah.....um bye for now!
Moving on, we all just gave up on the game and I guess this one gal came from the kitchen and came back with a Margarita and was all 'try it,' so I slammed it and asked for another one, and then I chugged that one in quick fashion as well. I don't remember the next 5 minutes or so because the next thing I knew I was being helped carried to the couch. According to Aubree(who I recently got off the phone with), I fell off my chair and made a big thump, the next thing I knew I was being fed bread and pizza. I sat there in thiz gaze just thinking 'oh man u sunk this fucking low.' If there was one thing I didn't ever wanna be at a party that was the dude that everyone fed who drank too fucking much. After about a half hour or so of being fed bread and pizza, I barely managed to sat up. Then I remember a group of people holding up a flier of a hamster and discussing something about hamster porn.....so uh ya. Then Aubree came by talk to me and I was in the drunk rambling phase and I don't recall everything I said to her but I believe I said a buncha shit I shouldn't have, and I gotta feeling I'm gonna be hearing about it again sometime this week.....
After a while, I stumbled into the kitchen where everyone else was and I proceed to knock over a pitcher of kool aid. Everyone instantaneously yelled for me to lay back down which I did for another half hour to 45 minutes or so. Aubree came back in and it musta been late cuz I overheard her telling someone 'I think Im gonna enforce a two 'o clock curfume' and I managed to look at my watch and saw it was 1:50, so I'm thinking 'good I'm outta here.' I stumbled home and passed out in my bed for four hours. Then I woke up (surprisingly with no hangover) and felt like shit for making an Ass outta myself. I couldn't get back to sleep and decided to go to Hardee's to fetch some breakfast.....
I felt like writing so I brought a notebook with me and wrote two lame ass excuses for poems during the hour I was there, and only managed to eat half my breakfast so it was clear I was pretty much a wreck. I drove around for a lil while and listened to some ballads and that made me feel just a hair better. When I got back home I decided to watch a bunch of Friends episodes from that big DVD set I ordered. Of course I started with the first season in order. I'm already pretty hooked on the show as in the course of the weekend I finished 3 of the 4 discs of that first season set. There's something about the dialogue and the humor in that show, where unlike other sitcoms, it doesn't feel so.......fake. Prolly cuz several episodes in all the Friends are in Central Perk talking about break-up lines and what they really mean. Ironically enough, Chandler says......"and 'I think you're too nice of a guy for me' really means 'I'd rather spend the rest of my life with a raging alcoholic." Man I really hope that isn't true in my case.
After the lil Friends marathon I had it was about two 'o clock pm and I felt a bit tired so I went up to take a nap. Rocket was suppose to come over, but at around 5 I got a call from my brother-in-law, Shawn inviting me out to their place at the air base housing that is about 20 minutes outta town. Seeing as how its been forever since I spent some time with them, I decided to go over there and told Rich I'd play some hoops with him later this week. I brought the new Monopoly board I bought a few days ago and we played a round of that (which Shawn one), and they happened to rent American Wedding so I watched that with them. Shawn then had to leave for work, and I sat with my sister and chatted with her for a couple hours about well.......a bit of stuff......relationships, old jobs, family shit....nice conversation. Drove back home in some shitty sleety weather, watched all of disc 3 of season 1 of Friends, and now I am here.....Ya...so that was an interesting weekend.....and I'm sure I'm gonna here about it all at work tonight.....yeah.....um bye for now!
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